"macanamera" (macanamera)
01/12/2015 at 19:48 • Filed to: None
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"macanamera" (macanamera)
01/12/2015 at 19:48 • Filed to: None | 4
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I'm Professor Macanamera, and this is your first lesson. The following is the standard template of a two person conversation in the comment section of your favorite website:
Person A - "A thing."
Person B - "I see that you said a thing. I will now do the only thing that makes sense, and assume you meant some other, unrelated thing. By the way, that other thing happens to be my trigger, so here is 5000 words of largely incoherent nonsense that includes a number of insults directed towards you."
Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 19:51 |
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You forgot the part where person B questions your parentage, sexuality and/or species. Those are my favorites.
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macanamera
> Mr. Ontop, No Strokes, No Smokes...Goes Fast.
01/12/2015 at 19:52 |
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I generalized that into the "incoherent nonsense" section.
Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:00 |
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Trolling 202: The Artfully Funny
Arch Duke Maxyenko, SHAZAM!: Begin a comment agreeing with Berson B. Butter them up real nicely. Begin a personal anecdote about that time you also disagreed with Person A. Tell person B that you're never going to give them up. You'll never let them down, never gonna run around and desert them. Never gonna make them cry, never gonna say goodbye And certainly never ever gonna tell a lie and hurt them.
(All feelings and anecdotes are lies.)
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macanamera
> Arch Duke Maxyenko, Shit Talk Extraordinaire
01/12/2015 at 20:03 |
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These students are too inexperienced for the Maxyenko Method. Thats advanced stuff.
yamahog
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:06 |
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Person A: "faaaaaaaaaaaart"
Person B: "hey u farted"
Person A: *creates a new post to passive-aggressively construct a strawman of person B and solicit internet points*
Did I do it right?
beardsbynelly - Rikerbeard
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:11 |
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haha
[tiresome and unfunny meme].gif
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macanamera
> yamahog
01/12/2015 at 20:12 |
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Yes, but it seemed too intelligent. Dumb it down a bit, and inject some false self-importance. Otherwise, top marks.
jkm7680
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:13 |
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A standard internet conversation about a restaurant:
Person A: "The food is very bad, and horrible."
Person B: "Fuck you."
Person A: "Eat shit and die."
Person B: "I hope you get aids."
Person A: "I FUCKED UR MUM."
And so on.
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macanamera
> jkm7680
01/12/2015 at 20:16 |
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Very good, very good. I would have given you extra credit if Person A had replied with "Your mom gave me aids!"
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jkm7680
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:22 |
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How do you know that the next line is not exactly that?
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yamahog
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:25 |
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ok how about
Person A: *drools* BUT MUH FREE SPEACHES!!
Person B: "you might want to clean that up, it's kinda embarrassing"
Person A: *flails*
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macanamera
> yamahog
01/12/2015 at 20:31 |
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A+, you are now at the head of the class.
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yamahog
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:33 |
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AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 20:49 |
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HOW DARE YOU TELL OTHERS HOW TO COMMENT YOU INSOLENT COMMUNIST BASTARD! WHAT IS THIS? 1984!? IF WE WANT TO INSULT YOU IT'S BECAUSE YOU'RE DUMB AND YOU DESERVE IT FOR TRYING TO TELL US HOW TO COMMENT AND BEHAVE! YOU ARE NOT MY MOMMY! YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO USURP HER POSITION IN MY OEDIPUS COMPLEX! YOU, KNAVE, ARE NOT A GENTLEMAN NOR A SCHOLAR!
*sarcasm, not serious, no actual insults intended here*
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macanamera
> AMGtech - now with more recalls!
01/12/2015 at 21:02 |
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YOU THINK OBAMA DID THIS YOU STUPID REPUBLICAN PIG? CHEMTRAILS AND ALIENS ARE THE REASON THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE MADE GAS SO CHEAP FOR THE ILLUNINATI SO YOU WOULD CATCH EBOLA AND NOT KNOW ABOUT THE ROSWELL CRASH!
jvirgs drives a Subaru
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 21:21 |
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AMGtech - now with more recalls!
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 21:25 |
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YOUR DAMN RIGHT! WHAT 'MURICA NEEDS NOW IS JEB BUSH AS PRESIDENT! THEN OUR BIG OIL STOCK PRICES WILL SKYROCKET AND WE CAN NUKE THOSE DAMN ALIENS AND ILLUMINATI INBREDS ALL THE WHILE LAUGHING TO THE BANK! THEN WE'LL THROW YOUR DUMB ASS INTO OUR NEW VERSION OF GUANTANAMO BAY IN THE BERMUDA TRIANGLE!
Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> jkm7680
01/12/2015 at 22:30 |
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You did see the Concourse article about a birthday cake recipe that broke down into the abortion debate didn't you?
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Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
> macanamera
01/12/2015 at 22:32 |
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Which participant is supposed to use T9 instead of English? Is one part more entitled to words like u and r than the other party?
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jkm7680
> Drakkon- Most Glorious and Upright Person of Genius
01/13/2015 at 07:23 |
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I don't want to live on this planet anymore.